That’s what the Japanese call a restaurant that charges you two dollars for a tiny bit of fried chicken and onion on a stick. Mei’s the girlfriend you’d love to have but can’t, because my buddy Yuki got her first.She’s got big eyes, enormous boobs, long brown hair curled into ringlets, and an ass that’ll make you reevaluate your life. I’m probably the only person in the world who enjoys going to the dentist.
Hey, Japan’s an extraordinarily busy place, especially if... When Jasmine over at Zooming Japan asked me to write about dating Japanese women, my first thought was, “Ain’t no way Ken Seeroi’s touching that one.” In case you haven’t noticed, people are majorly opinionated about Their Japan. Meet me at the station.” I sat up in bed, and realized it was not my bed.Ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved the outdoors—-exploring peaceful forest trails, sleeping under the stars, making fire from sticks. And not just Japanese folks either; I mean foreigners. Words like this are why Ken Seeroi does not answer his i Phone after 11 p.m.Like if I said, “Japanese architecture is stunning,”... The dreaded Yoko was on the line, and I was in her bed. So here I am rushing home from my Japanese grocery store last month, and it’s dark out and I’m carrying bags and bags full rice and vegetables and seafood.I’m probably the only person in the world who enjoys going to the dentist.But you know, between running for trains, dashing to the bathroom between English lessons, and constantly being pressured to sing Bowie at karaoke, it’s the only time I can get any rest.
Hey, Japan’s an extraordinarily busy place, especially if you do an extraordinary rendition of “Starman.” I’ve been to the dentist in Japan a total of three times. Who cleans their teeth ‘s delayed and you’ve got a few minutes.The first was just to see Thirty-four, who’s this dental assistant in Ueno. And the third time was to fix the shoddy work the second guy did.She has amazingly nice teeth, which is what attracted me to her. “Let’s just take a look,” he said, and proceeded to give me a full exam, plus x-rays. All in all though, I’ve been pretty happy with the service here.We originally met in a really loud wine bar, and I entered her number into my phone, along with her age, as a note. They’re not great dentists, but they’re fast and cheap, and hey, you gotta pick your priorities.Then the next morning when I woke up with a massive red-wine hangover, it seemed I’d forgotten to enter her name, so I just called her Thirty-four from then on. there was the dentist, with Thirty-four behind him. I figure just patch me up so I can inhale a few chickens on sticks and rush off to the karaoke booth.Anyway, I stopped by to pick her up on the way to this upscale place. No way Ken Seeroi’s doing any exercise before dinner, especially in a purple shirt. I’m starving, there’s people waiting, and “Changes” ain’t gonna sing itself.