/ Phone Conversation Between A Chinese Guy And An Operator / Conversations Between A Teacher And His Students (1) (2) (3) (4) Full transcript Teacher: Are you working on your assignment? Pupils: In the house Teacher: Is anyone helping you? Pupil: Sir, somebody has helped me out Teacher: Have you eaten? Pupil: i am quiet when I am hungry Teacher: Are in the room with your younger brother in the primary school? Teacher: I said I want to handle your breasts Pupil: I am busy now, I can rather make it tomorrow Teacher: Will you allow me do it tomorrow?
Pupil: That will be a surprise Teacher: Do you promise to make me happy tomorrow? Pupil: I am yet to have a boyfriend Teacher: Can I come to your room?
Pupil: Yes Teacher: When was the first time you had sex?
Pupil: I have never had sex, Teacher: Tell me something to make me happy Pupil: I have nothing to say, tell me something rather to make me happy Teacher: Let me know any time you are in need of anything okay?
Being a teacher is a stressful job; trust me I used to be one.
And no matter how much we are expected to be, there are none of us in the profession who are perfect. Because I have been speaking to those in the education community for this article and realised that others have done so much worse. The teacher who was caught sexting by his class While the pupils were doing a test, sir passed the time by engaging in some fruity behaviour with one of his Facebook friends. The teacher who chatted up a student Man meets attractive girl in nightclub. Man goes into work a few weeks later and she is a sixth former in his class.
There were times when I handled a situation badly, gave a wrong snippet of information in class and failed to turn up to a detention I had set. Naturally, these educators wanted to remain anonymous. What he didn’t realise was that for over a minute, his conversation was displayed in full on the interactive whiteboard for the whole class to see. The teacher who trips kids up And then apologises profusely. She told the poor kid she had never received it and he’d have to rewrite. Man is just extremely relieved that the chat-up went no further. The teacher who ranked his students Teachers DO have favourites but one teacher took it even further by scoring each student a mark out of ten on the register.
Eventually, one of the nicer pupils put him out of his misery before something bad happened. Apparently she has done it three times to pupils she has had an issue with and none have suspected that it was ever so slightly deliberate. The teacher who lied about missing coursework It had been left on her desk and she spilled coffee over it. To the untrained eye they just looked like test scores. The teacher who laughs at bad homework One guy admitted to taking a pile of exercise books and laughing at some of the bad answers written by his students with his family.
We can see how it would make the chore of marking a bit lighter but it IS a tad cruel. The teacher who helped students cheat in exams There are exams where teachers are fully trusted to operate test conditions in their classroom. The English teacher who hates Shakespeare It’s a cardinal sin for a teacher to admit, considering that he spends half his year encouraging bored children to love the plays. The teacher who rates himself on Rate My Got enough time on your hands there, buddy?
One lady shamefully confessed that when the locum invigilator’s back was turned, she was helping her struggling class out – mainly because she hadn’t covered in class what they were being tested on. He gave himself full marks – natch – and even added comments with youth speak in them for authenticity. The teacher who taught a class while drunk It was a bad day and she had a red wine at lunchtime. The teacher who hates her students She actively avoids them outside of school. The teacher who confiscated a lighter and used it later to light a joint at home Such role models, eh?
According to her, it was one of the best lessons she ever delivered too. She will also go to a different till if a former student is serving in a shop.
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